에어콘칠칠골뱅이핫메일닷컴

cag URL tara: When I was in high school, the school board decided that the biology students had to pay for the fetal pigs that were being dissected. After the course was done, my friend Amy demanded that she be allowed to take the pig, since she had paid for it. There was some WTF from the school, but she got her pig. That weekend, she and her brother dressed the pig up in some baby clothes and a blanket, drove down the street and lit a smoke bomb in the car. They were passing a couple walking down the street when Amy leaned out of the car and yelled "Save my baby" and tossed the pig at the couple. They were doing about 50 mph so she missed the couple. The baby/pig hit the sidewalk, skidded along the concrete, shedding parts and limbs before it impacted a mailbox.
She said she had never seen such a horrified look in her life.
... 이걸 대체 어떻게 받아들여야 하는걸가요.
컬쳐 쇽?

SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl
Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit.
Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "fuck that, gimme third strike."
SergioThree: ...
SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible
위로 받고 받아치는 쪽이나... 그렇다고 그걸 받아들이고 납득하는 놈도;;
둘 다 막장 확정.

<[18s]> i accidentally went to 'bach.org' instead of bash
<[18s]> and i found some sweet tunes.
야;;

<Kortney> Actually, Linux users and atheists have a lot incommon. At least, in my mind. There's no higher power (or help desk) toappeal to when stuff goes south, you've analyzed every component of theuniverse (because you compiled it), and you're fiercely evangelicalwhile bashing evangelicals. :)
뼈가 있군요 :P


<thefwf> I just realised soemthing while watching spongebob with my mates
<thefwf> They were like "wtf, how come the food stays on the plate underwater"
<thefwf> and I was like
<thefwf> "WHY IS THERE A TALKING SPONGE LIVING IN A FUCKING PINEAPPLE"
나만 그 생각한게 아니었구나...

<KaiserPanda> spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can
<KaiserPanda> clings to walls, licks his balls
<KaiserPanda> but not at the same time or else he faaaaalls!
...

Coff:We should bring rain ponchoes back. Problem Solved.
Cyg:New Problem: I don't want to look like a homeless wizard.
... 홈리스 위저드.
orz

<SgtBallard> There was this kid back in Junior High that askedour group about how to Masturbate. Well Saint there and I decided toplay a joke on him. We told him that the key to jacking it was thefirestarter method
<Uberm4cht> fire starter?
<SaintAlvus> Thats when you take your dick in both hands, and rubopposite directions quickly as if you are rubbing a stick to start afire. Ballard though told the little prick to flick the tip when hisdick became numb.
<SgtBallard> Yep, Kid comes back the next week and tells us thathe did it until he started bleeding but he never came. That will makeme laugh till the day I die.
Bleeding.
... 가르친 놈은 나쁜 놈이지만, 그걸 곧이곧대로 믿고 피 나올 때까지 한 놈은 대체(...)

음담패설은 여기까지 :)